The lighter side of coding
Read The Fine Manual
(or Friendly, depending on who you ask)
Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
💺
Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
User error, basically
Garbage In, Garbage Out
Bad input = Bad output
Looks Good To Me
Classic code review response
Read The Source Code
When docs aren't enough
Works For Me
Can't reproduce your bug... 🤷
You Only Live Once
Deploying on Friday? YOLO!
Keep It Simple, Stupid
Simplicity > Complexity
You Ain't Gonna Need It
Don't over-engineer!
Situation Normal: All Fouled Up
Just another day in production
Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
When SNAFU isn't strong enough
Won't Fix
Closing issue... it's a feature!
Too Long; Didn't Read
Give me the summary
As Far As I Know
Don't quote me on this...
In My Humble Opinion
(Usually not that humble)
If I Recall Correctly
Memory might be fuzzy
Pain In The... Acronym
That one difficult task
Have A Nice Day
Signing off!
Talk To You Later
Keep coding! ✨
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